March Monthly
hey guyyyysssss how r y'alllll
here is the link to the new monthly! i will also put it at the end of this email, after the results of last month's, which has perhaps more feng shui. i just googled feng shui (although i spelled it fung shway) and don't think that i was taught the correct definition. anyway it's more functional (fungkshwaynal)
and here are the results from february:
i'm skipping the let's go to the doctor section. it was more about the experience
it is currently 14h38 on friday february 2026 in wanaque new jersey, and i'm eating a banana with peanut butter and cinnamon. i am slightly caffeinated (matcha 4 hours ago) which actually means that i'm very caffeinated because my body is unaccustomed and also i don't think i've gotten enough protein today. did you know that an egg only has about 5 grams of protein? here i thought they could be my main source. disappointing. guess i'll eat a jar of peanut butter
kanika is behind me, slinking about. we went outside in the snow together today and she drank the melting snow and then also licked the snow. my friend emma told me several weeks ago when i ate snow that it's full of parasites but i either refuse to believe it or just don't really care. there are already tiny bugs on everything it's fine
thinking about getting more peanut butter
yesterday i paid one hundred and ninety-five dollars to have my fbi criminal background check and my notarized college diploma apostille notarized so that they are good for use internationally, as i plan to apply for teaching jobs in south korea soon (surprise! maybe!). it was a very strange experience because i emailed the documents and the application somewhere and i sent the payment via paypal? like i paypaled the united states authentication services. and then included the transaction ID in the application. it felt really sketchy but many before me have done the same. the email i got back was in all caps lol
yesterday at work i was eavesdropping on 2 therapists chatting, just catching snippets of their conversation, and i heard one go "my salary is too high for that." floored. he was also diagnosed with chrome's disease 10 months ago
have you listened to the new mitski album? i haven't but am very excited. newly obsessed with her very old song "liquid smooth" thank you ariadne
i ran almost 7 miles yesterday because i'm a beast and because sofia and i are training for a 10k because we're really cool. as per her suggestion i tried an audiobook while running and it was really really good, made the time pass way faster. unfortunately none of my libby reservations were ready so i returned to an old favorite, Free Recording Of Kafka's The Metamorphisis On Spotify. i have no idea what the legal or ethical implications are there (it's listed as a podcast episode) but it's a very good recording, i also have listened to The Picture of Dorian Gray on there. this is advice for you
later today my friend edie and i are playing puzzle agent 2 together again and it's going to be a good time and maybe we can actually solve the next puzzle. i hope all these people are chill with my mentioning them by name
i am thinking about making this website/newsletter into a blog in addition to the monthly. lowkey i already have, i suppose. but lately i have been collaging (why is that underlined in a red squiggle?) and writing a little poetry and taking nice photographs and would like to dump them somewhere or even curate them in some way. not sure how to organize it or if i will organize it at all. here is a photograph i'm proud of
i've become much more aware of all of my split ends of late. also of the ways in which i'm becoming my father. and warming up to the idea. he's such a peculiar man i'm glad to carry on his peculiar legacy
life update i am drinking a protein shake and eating a hard boiled egg and kanika licked it when i offered it to her. we are so alike. i am so cold
happy march!